One of my old friends sent me this forwarded mail. It's another version of the old "What women really mean when they say ...."
Words Women Use1.
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However, Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say "you're welcome".
8.
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Go to Hell".
9.
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
Another small step in understanding how women think and operate.