26 April 2006

Led Zeppelin and the evil one

Last weekend my wife and I were driving to the Giant hypermarket in Kelana Jaya and we had a Led Zeppelin CD on.

Yeah! Both of us are fans of classic rock. Anyway, while listening to one of the tracks, I thought I distinctly heard the words 'Mordor' and 'Gollum'. My wife who's like an authority on Led Zeppelin, told me that the song was 'Ramble on'.

I totally forgot about it but as I was about to go back after work, I suddenly remembered it and did some research on the net and yeah I was right.
led zeppelin II

It says here that both Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were influenced by the writings of Tolkien. Interesting!

T’was in the darkest depths of mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.

If you don't know what the heck I am talking about, I guess we come from different backgrounds and interests.

HINT: Lord of the Rings.

The full lyrics of the song here.

Another interesting link: The Led Zeppelin and JRR Tolkien Home Page

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Hammer the crab

Eating a fat crab the Malaysian way.

1. First you take the cooked crab and place it on the table.

2. Take the hammer provided.

3. Take nice aim and hit the sweet spot with just the right force.

Hit it at a wrong angle and the crab may fly off the table to the ground. Of course you can invoke the 5-seconds rule if you got a thick skin and don't care what other patrons might think. However, in the worst-case scenario, it may fly onto the head of the person at the neighbouring table who may not be your average normal mild natured Malaysian.

Hit it too hard and you crush it into a thousand pieces flying everywhere. Leave your silk shirt costing a few hundred bucks at home if you are not skilled.



At the Kelana Jaya Seafood Centre

You can see that eating a crab the Malaysian way, is an art and a science.

ps. I am a vegetarian accompanying omnivorous family members.

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25 April 2006

Dan Brown Speaks Up

The past few days, I noticed a lot of blogs talking about the new movie, the Da Vinci code based on the novel by Dan Brown.


Now, the author finally breaks his silence.

Watch the video here.

"Science and religion are partners."

"Christian theology has survived the writings of Galileo and the writings of Darwin. Surely it will survive the writings of some novelist from New Hampshire."

Related older posts:
- Relaxation and Dan Brown
- Freemasons in Malaysia

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24 April 2006

Statistics counter source of popups

Some visitors to my blog started complaining about popups whenever they visited my blog. I was a bit surprised as I haven't had this problem before. After doing some research I narrowed down the source of the popups to my site statistics counter provided by Nedstat (now known as Webstats4U). I have been using Nedstats for a long time, since 9 September 2003.

Nedstat was taken over by Webstats4U in 2005 and I thought that the service had improved. What I didn't know was that they were putting popups in my blog through their JavaScript code. Of course they are providing their service for free but I hate pop-ups. And I discovered that I am not the only one. Read here, here and here.

Last month, I started using the statistics counter provided by Onestatfree.com and it's even better than the one provided by Webstats4u.

So bye bye Webstats4u and thanks (but no thanks) for your services. According to the last recorded statistics:

Total number of page views up till now: 49087
Busiest day so far: 6 February 2004
Page views: 352
Page views today: 57
Page views yesterday: 68

Forecast for today
On average 69 percent of the daily visits are made before 17:15. Based on the number of visitors of 57 today so far, today your site may have 82 page views (+/- 3).

Last 10 visitors
1. 24 April 16:03 Access Communications, Canada
2. 24 April 16:16 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia
3. 24 April 16:17 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia
4. 24 April 16:24 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia
5. 24 April 16:30 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia
6. 24 April 16:41 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia
7. 24 April 16:50 Universiti Sains Malaysia, Penang, Malaysia
8. 24 April 17:02 TMnet Telekom Malaysia, Malaysia
9. 24 April 17:03 TMnet Telekom Malaysia, Malaysia
10. 24 April 17:12 Telekom Malaysia Berhad, Malaysia

Country of origin
1. Malaysia : 29489 60.1 %
2. United States : 8328 17.0 %
3. Singapore : 2318 4.7 %
4. United Kingdom : 1928 3.9 %
5. Australia : 1090 2.2 %
6. Hong Kong S.A.R. : 680 1.4 %
7. Japan : 588 1.2 %
8. Canada : 535 1.1 %
9. Philippines : 472 1.0 %
10. India : 309 0.6 %
Unknown : 411 0.8 %
The rest : 2939 6.0 %
Total : 49087 100.0 %

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23 April 2006

Blah blah blah

Blogging from the Starbucks outlet in Giant hypermarket in Kelana Jaya. The connection here is really fast. Much better than in the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf outlet in One Utama. Forget about speed, I couldn't even connect to the web then.

Just came back after having lunch at the Eastin Hotel, Damansara. The buffet was great with lot of choices, the food was delicious and best of all there was a discount for HSBC card users. A long overdue treat for some very special people.

Did anyone catch Majalah 3 on TV3 yesterday night? I found their research on Hang Tuah quite interesting but I must admit that it left with more unanswered questions rather than any findings. It was in Malay but there were English subtitles in the bottom. It was really funny when 'antiks' (meaning antiques) was translated as 'antics'. The guy responsible must be more careful in the future. I kick the butt of guys with a tidak apa attitude.

I am not sure whether I had blogged about it but I got a place in the doctoral (PhD) programme of a reputed UK university. My wife got a place too at the same place. It was surprising because I know of several guys whose applications were rejected. Unfortunately a few days back I received a letter from the University informing that my application for scholarships was not successful. My wife has no problems as she is being sponsored by the government. I guess we can't have it all....

I once wrote a post making fun of house husbands. I may now end up as a house husband myself - looking after the kids, cooking, washing clothes while I wait for my wife to come home. Scary. I GOT to find employment there.


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20 April 2006

The right guy

For the ladies (and some guys with a different sexual orientation):

Another forwarded e-mail.

Reposting it here because I found it interesting and not because of the "If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life" thing.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

19 April 2006

Indian and Chinese

Russell Peters is a Canadian stand-up comedian of Indian descent. This guy is really funny.



Check out this video of him describing his shopping trip to a Chinese shop using an authentic Chinese accent. Click here.
"We can work together. We just can't work with each other."
The clips remind me of Chinese owned shops in Melbourne.

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18 April 2006

Malaysian inventors make their mark in Geneva

Malaysians were in full force at the 34th International Exhibition of Inventions of Geneva, which ran from April 5-9 in Geneva, Switzerland. Recording a total of 75’365 visitors, this exhibition is now the world's most important specialised event for inventions.

This year, Malaysians made up the largest delegation with 152 exhibitors out of the total of 775 exhibitors from 45 countries.

And they were not just there to enjoy the scenery and chocolate.

The Grand Prix prize (awarded unanimously by the International Jury) went to Dr. Chantara Thevy Ratnam and Mr. Khairul Zaman from the Malaysian Institute for Nuclear Technology, for their manufacturing process for organic medical material. It uses palm oil as a plastifying and co-stabilising agent and it does not damage or become discoloured and produces no toxic gases during sterilisation.

I am really happy that two of my good friends, Ziana and Azizi were there as exhibitors and they WON prizes for their exhibits under the "Computer Science, Software, Electronics, Electricity & Methods of Communication" category.

Ziana’s team won a Silver medal for a web3D virtual reality program used for teaching dentistry students while Azizi’s team won a Bronze medal for their Automated Mobile Paddy Disease Diagnosis System (M-PADDY).


CONGRATULATIONS

This, I can sincerly say: Malaysia Boleh!

The next exhibition will take place from the 18th to the 22nd April 2007.

Some related links:
- Geneva is the master of invention
- The Weird and Wacky Wow Geneva

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17 April 2006

Mawi and the MIC

Last week I read one of the funniest news I had ever read in a long time. I laughed so hard that tears rolled down my cheeks.

For those who did not know, the incumbent Malaysian Indian Congress (MIC) deputy president Datuk S. Subramaniam is being challenged by Datuk G. Palanivel for the post.

The Malaysian Public Service Association (PPRM) an NGO and the Nayagan magazine unveiled a "Who is the Favourable Candidate For the Post of MIC deputy president" SMS poll.

It was a surprise when popular Malay singer Mawi emerged as the leader in the poll results.

According to the newspaper report (NST p. 10, Thursday, April 13), the organisers of the poll were quite surprised at the unusual results, as Mawi was not an option.

The answer may lie in the fact that, "some Malaysian cellphones have a built-in-Mawi option that could be utilized as an SMS option for any type of quiz."

The quiz which started on April 9, was supposed to end on June 20. However, the organisers ended it on the 16 of this month citing "interest of the nation and the political climate".

According to the final results, Subramaniam was the leader.

NOTE:

Mawi (Asmawi Ani) is now Malaysia's hottest celebrity. He received this status after winning the Akademi Fantasia 3 reality show.

p.s. I had a hard time controlling myself today when I related this humourous news and someone commented:
"But he is not even Indian. How can he become MIC deputy president?"
Some people really have no sense of humour.

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Special day

The 14 of April was a very special day.

Yes! It was Good Friday. The Sikhs celebrated Vaisakhi and Indian Hindus celebrated the start of a new year (according to the Hindu calendar).

However, it was special for me because it was my mother's birthday. She is 59.

You are still young Ima.

Related link: "Three faiths, three events, one day"

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12 April 2006

ah ok lah roasted

ah ok lah! finally got reviewed by MercilessMinx at I talk too much. Actually its more like I got chewed real BAD. Now I am going to dig a deep hole and hide there forever.

MercilessMinx starts with a sarcastic:
Can you see my hands clapping with glee? Oh yes, LAH! I am so excited.
And it goes on and on...
including this...
All photos aside, this is a f****** boring-ass blog.
Of course I asked for it because the guys at italk2much.com are known for their "loving reviews".

It brought me down to Earth, as most of the things they had to say were true.

And as they say, the truth ain’t always pretty.


Read the whole review here.

If you like would a smack review too, just submit your blog there.

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06 April 2006

Going Organic

While having a tasty (but not very healthy) breakfast of roti canai with suger laden teh tarik, I started thinking about a fast growing trend in Malaysia - that of organic food.



Even my mother-in-law insists on organic food only for her kitchen now.

I guess retailers have noticed the growing demand and some have started stocking their stores with organic food - even though it is now limited to a few selves.

Of course I know that there are some exclusively “organic” stores though I can't think of any right now.

Just this morning I read in the Gristmill about the Berkeley campus in University of California, being the first in the United States to have an officially certified organic salad bar.

“It's really healthy, and I think they're trying to get a lot more local farmers involved, too, which is good,”: Berkeley freshman Ryan Jackson
Source: signonsandiego.com

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04 April 2006

Malaysian Companies and Marketing

NOTE: This blog post was not meant as a personal attack on accountants and engineers. I too am from a non social-sciences background (I have an educational background in biological sciences) and the first time I heard about the 4 Ps was during my MBA. However, over time I specialised in Marketing and came to understand it's importance. I know a lot of accountants and engineers who are extremely creative, this includes you too Jules. I just wanted to make those people on the top realise the importance of marketing and put it into their head that
MARKETING IS NOT ONLY SELLING!
UPDATED: 3 July '07.

Read on
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I have a theory why many Malaysian companies are not innovative.

It is probably because accountants and engineers run many of them. If you don't believe me, just check.

Both of these professions train people to be methodical, logical and use reasoning, which doesn't leave much room for creativity or artistic expression (unless of course, you count creative accounting). Add to that, the 'budaya suap' or spoon fed culture existing in our educational institutions starting from the primary schools where questioning the teacher/lecturer is frowned upon and students are tested based on how much they have memorized from a few select books.

However, this post is not about accountants and engineers but about marketing.

I remember one time I was discussing what Marketing was all about with some MBA students, which included managers of a few companies. And yes! Many of them had engineering and accounting backgrounds. To gauge their understanding of the topic, I simply asked each of them to define marketing, according to their understanding.

I received so many definitions but I could classify them into two broad categories:
1. Selling the product/ service and
2. Advertising.


It was shocking for me because some of these guys were marketing managers in their respective companies.

Looking at it from the perspective of a marketing historian (is there such a thing), it is clear that the concept of marketing (as practiced by many Malaysian companies) is still in the production or selling era.

From talking with friends and acquaintances in various industries, I learnt that the Research and Development (R&D) guys (mostly composed of engineers) rarely consult with other departments (or customers) before coming out with a product. Many companies don't even have an R&D dept. and it is up to their head guy (often the CEO) who comes up with the ideas.

They would then pass it to the production/ operations people to "build" the product and finally leave it up to the sales and marketing department to "sell" it to the customers.

If the product fails, it is due to bad marketing (blaming the sales and marketing dept.). In a way it's true but not because of the marketing guys (some of whom don't know what marketing is all about). Rather it was doomed right from the start. The customer didn't need it nor do they want it and any amount of marketing won't help.

The concept of marketing has undergone drastic changes over the past three decades, evolving from the production era: produce products fast and cheap.

Remember Henry Ford's “Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black."

It then moved through the sales and marketing era - the concept that many companies in Malaysia are following now: "If you have a good product, then everyone would buy it. You only have to let the customers know".

The change in marketing focus from the product to the customer occurred during the marketing era, which appeared around the 1960s in the west. Effectiveness and efficiency in meeting customer demands, needs and wants were identified as the key elements in determining companies' long-term success. Now it has moved beyond market segmentation of customers based on their demographics. Researchers are now looking at the attitude or lifestyles of consumers- psychographics. However, this field has been largely unexplored in Malaysia.

Why do companies carry out such studies?
It is because companies need to understand the customers before coming out with a product or service. It would eventually help them in framing their marketing strategies including advertising campaigns (which is actually only a small part of promotion).

Consider that companies have done everything right. Carried out extensive research. Consulted the experts, the customers and the suppliers. Had a grand launch in a expensive hotel with representatives from the media taking down every optimistic forecasts sprouted by the CEO and of course the VIP. This was preceded and followed by attractive promotions including some very memorable and convincing ad campaigns. But is that enough.

I am sure that all of you have at least one personal experience, where you were treated like a King or Queen BEFORE you bought the product are service. And then treated like dirt afterwards.

The relationship era, which emerged during the 1990s in the west, shifted the focus to the establishment and maintenance of mutually beneficial relationships with existing customers and suppliers. Now, we are not talking of just making a sale. We want loyal customers who would come back for more and bring along others with them at the same time. We are now talking about long-term relationships.

Now are Malaysian companies in the relationship era?
I hear people involved in Multi level marketing (MLM) raising their hands. I hate MLMs.

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Can we have the cake and eat it too?

Oh Yeah! What's my definition of Marketing?
I think the best one was that given by the Chartered Institute of Marketing (CIM) in the UK: "management process of anticipating, identifying and satisfying customer requirements profitably".

Other related links:
- 4 Ps of Marketing
- AIDA concept

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03 April 2006

At Last

When I wrote: "I FINALLY GOT IT!" in early November last year, little did I realize that I would have to wait for another four more months before I actually got it in black and white.

I guess that's how the Government works, with the red tape and all.

Many people told me that I would have to pay money to have it done but I persevered and after making several rounds of Putrajaya and meeting people in power, I finally got what we had been waiting for.

Yeah! It took a long time. I guess I am more fortunate than others because I know that there were people who applied before me and didn't get it. However, I am really happy that I didn't have to pay a single sen (under table) to anybody.

Guys close to me know what I am talking about.

There is a long list of people who helped me and I remember all of you. One of them was Dato' Dr. Ahmad Fawzi Mohd Basri who passed away in May last year.

And of course Zaza. May God bless you.

There are many others who helped me in one way or the other but I can’t take their names here.

Mere words are not enough to express what I feel.

THANK YOU.

ps. I am now officially out of the the 30 Days of Photos Challenge. Last weekend my father-in-law borrowed my camera and took it with him to Port Dickson. Then yesterday I forgot to bring it back with me from KL. So I am now without a digital camera for at least a week. Quite sad that I have to stop here as there was only 7 more days to go.

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Rahil enjoying a muffin

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