Baldie dad

Yesterday, we were watching the TV and my wife was scratching my head. She suggested "Why don't you shave your head?"
"Do you want to shave my head?", I asked her.
"OK!" she replied.
So she took the electric hair clipper. We went outside and I lost all my hair.

And that is the short story of how I got my shining head. I can't actually remember the last time I was ever bald.